Suggestions by @GretaGerwigStan
816 suggestions
Tom Cruise
as Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men (a kitsch hot parody, if it was cool instead of sad)

Barry Levinson
as Director in A Few Good Men (a kitsch hot parody, if it was cool instead of sad)
Bridget Fonda
as Caterina, the sister of Victor, Sveltana and Katia in Dracula & Co.
Mädchen Amick
as Katia, the sister of Sveltana and Victor and sister of Caterina in Dracula & Co.

Sherilyn Fenn
as Sveltana, the sister of Victor and sister of Katia in Dracula & Co.

Jason Marsden
as Victor, the brother in Dracula & Co.

Winona Ryder
as Mina Murray in Dracula & Co.

Keanu Reeves
as Jonathan Harker in Dracula & Co.
Gary Oldman
as Dracula/Vlad in Dracula & Co.
Zalman King
as Co-director in Dracula & Co.

Francis Ford Coppola
as Director in Dracula & Co.
Bernardo Bertolucci
as Producer in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club

Anne Bancroft
as Kelly in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club

Sigourney Weaver
as Victoria in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club
Isabella Rossellini
as Rebecca St. John in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club

Olivia Hussey
as Robbie in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club
Vanessa Redgrave
as Melissa in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club
Stefania Casini
as Writer in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club

Richard Lester
as Director in The Girlfriends's Steaming Buddies Club
Massimo Troisi
as Cameo in God's Good Earth (D.H.Lawrence's 16 parts big BBC drama)