Fan Casting What if Home Sweet Home Alone had Macaulay Culkin in it?

I always imagined this after I watched Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) Kevin McCallister narrating the story for the whole movie and as the camera pan zooms out of the house in the Mercers and the McKenzies family dinner scene we reveal a truck reading "McCallister Home Security" and he reveals that he is the boss of this company the entire time and he wishes to the audience "Merry Christmas to all of you Filthy Animals, and to all a good night"