Fan Casting The Disaster Artist (Alternate Cast)

An alternate cast for a film adaptation of Greg Sestero's autobiography on the making of The Room, The Disaster Artist. As usual, my rule is that this is the cast I would pick if I had a time machine and could bring any actor from the distant past into the present at any point in their career to make this movie today. I would also like to note, that while I didn't hate James Franco's The Disaster Artist, I thought it was a very poor adaptation of an incredibly fascinating story, with a cast that felt as though they were chosen simply because they were homies with the director, rather than being the actual best picks for the role.