God, Limitless was a disappointment. A great premise, what if you were an instant genius via a pill, wasted on a lazy business bro fantasy that feels ridiculous since Wall Street's mystique was nuked by Redditors in the 2020s. First of all, the title's been scorched enough, so we'll change the name to The Dark Fields, after the original novel. Though we won't be using the original dismal ending; sorry, but tech bro joe dying of withdrawal just isn't all that interesting. Secondly, the original was a R-rated flick stuffed into a PG-13 suit, so we're upping that rating right away; after all, what's the point of life without sex? Anyways, you get the idea, so ba-da bing, ba-da boom, let's get crackin' (pun unintended)!
