After divorcing Derek in a flaming wreck of a marriage, Alice somehow ended up with Dale — and it’s terrifying how well they work together. Their relationship is disturbingly intense, full of spontaneous makeouts, emotionally volatile arguments, and deeply weird shared hobbies (they host couples’ scream therapy sessions in their garage). Alice is now a wildly passionate stay-at-home mom who homeschools their son Tyler with a curriculum she made up herself, based on ancient Greek philosophy and ASMR cooking videos. She still has unresolved issues with her ex-husband Derek, whom she now despises with every fiber of her being — and never misses a chance to remind him she chose Dale.
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