Fan Casting Squidward: Clarinet of the Continents

Before the pineapple moved in next door, Squidward Tentacles set off on a solo journey to become the ocean’s greatest clarinetist. From the kelp gardens of the Baltic Sea to the coral operas of the Great Barrier Reef, Squidward hoped global inspiration would unlock his artistic soul. But at every turn, he faces rejection, hilarious misadventures, and occasional beauty—from the symphony fish of the Mediterranean, to a haunting music contest under the Arctic Ice Shelf. With each ocean crossed, Squidward learns not just about geography, but the map of his own limitations—and maybe even the joy of imperfection. Everything changes when he returns to Bikini Bottom, exhausted but wiser… only to find a loud yellow sponge has just moved in.