'Ballistic' Bob (Ford Kiernan) is a recurring character from the Scottish sketch comedy series "Chewin' the Fat". He is a man who attempts to do a normal task, fails multiple times or time takes too long, and ends up trashing the surrounding area in a frustrated rage. He was also featured in two Scottish adverts for broadband where he smashed up an entire office when a file took an infuriatingly long time to download from the Internet and his home study was wrecked when someone he was trying to call wouldn't answer the phone.