Fan Casting REYYYYY SKABLABLAH: A Stupid Horse Story

A long time ago, in an awful franchise boycotted far far away... Rey builds the new Jedi Temple and trains new padawans the ways of the fart- I mean force. But... somehow Darth Plagueis returned! So now the bravest strongest independent and absolutely perfect in every way Rey along with two kids of her own who hate their mom and are annoying as f#ck must stop Darth Plagueis while also combining the light and dark sides into one! (Question us and you're a sexist bigot)