
Because yes
Barry Steakfries is a struggling salesman, on the verge of losing his job if he doesn't sell any gramophones. But when he sees a machine-gun jetpack by Legitimate Research, a science facility run by Really Bad Corp, he steals it, a robot dog and a shotgun and decides to save the world using them against a zombie invasion across time by the evil Professor Brains. (This also adapts Age of Zombies.)
Story added by thorninjag on January 16, 2026
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