Fan Casting I Like You, Please Don't Kill Me

Victor, a hopeless romantic, finds himself still gutted after "the one" left him. After his best friend encourages him to get out there he's approached by a man who will pay Victor hundreds to make his daughter feel better. Believing his target, Maddy, to possibly be his soulmate Victor attempts to form a relationship, only for the small problem of Maddy's hunger for flesh to reveal itself. Once Victor attempts to help this through finding her bodies the two are plunged into an odyssey of repressed memories, terrible people and bitten off penises.