Fan Casting Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Scones
A live action parody
by Stephen ScrubLord
Story added by stephenswampdog on September 8, 2022
Story Plot
Hogwarts is threatened with an air strike when Nicholas Flamel’s Scones have gone missing. So the scones must be found before the end of Harry’s first year or Nicholas will have Hogwarts bombed. This is meant to be a Mel Brookes/Monty Python style parody so go crazy with the casting ideas lmao.
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Fan Casting Roles for Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Scones
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Harry Potter (The Boy who lived)
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Daniel Radcliffe
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Hermione Granger (Has enough knowledge to locate the arc of the covenant)
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Jenna Coleman
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Hagrid (Health fanatic)
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Jason Momoa
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Pansy Parkinson (Goth punk with an attitude and scares people by mysterious appearances)
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Jenna Ortega
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Professor Quirrell (Is guilty of cultural appropriation)
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Martin Freeman
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Voldemort (The emo dark lord who just wants a hug)
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Benedict Cumberbatch
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Neville Longbottom (Is the Morty to the Weasley Twin’s Rick)
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Dylan O'Brien
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Professor Dumbledore (Stoned out of his mind)
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Jack Black
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Severas Snape (Permanently pissed)
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Adam Driver
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Cornelius Fudge (The Minister of Magic. Supposedly doing his job)
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Tom Hanks
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Grindlewald (Sophisticated man in an unsophisticated world.)
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Michael Keaton
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James Potter (Was secretly planning to kill Lilly)
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Daniel Radcliffe
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Nicholas Flammel (May be a crime boss who’s Dumbledore’s drug supplier)
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Paul Bettany
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Lilly Potter (Was secretly plotting to kill James)
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Margot Robbie
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Percy Jackson (Is Completely Lost In The Chaos)
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Logan Lerman
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Susan Al’Gual
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Tahar Rahim
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Vernon Dursley (Roles over to travel)
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Christopher Walken
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The Great Stone Dragon (Replacement for Fluffy)
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Eddie Murphy
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Percy Weasley (Virgin for life)
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Jamie Demetriou
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Minerva McGonagall (The voice of reason and has an addiction to Cat related products)
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Meryl Streep
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