Fan Casting Gossip Girl: The Carlyles

Hello world, Gossip Girl here. Now I know you've been languishing in agony all these years without me but fear not. I'm back to spill all the tea on the Upper East Side's most salacious and scandal ridden residents. As you already know, the Carlyle family is the personification of American royalty. Triplets O, A, and B are suddenly thrust into the spotlight when their estranged billionaire grandfather passes away and the family leaves Nantucket and moves back to New York City. At the same time, scholarship students M and K declare class warfare on their mean classmates by resurrecting an anonymous blogger. The triplets along with pansexual playboy R, Queen Bee J, and J's boyfriend P will have their every move posted and scrutinized by the general public. Whoever said good things come in threes must have been from the UES because this year looks like its going to be the most wicked and wild one in ages. You know you love me xoxo GG.