Fan Casting Deadpool & The Children of Atom

So, picture this: the multiverse is still hungover from Deadpool & Wolverine, and I, Wade f***ing Wilson, just want some peace and quiet... maybe cuddle a few chimichangas, finally binge The Bear, and stay out of the superhero drama. But NOPE. Enter Bastion — a genocidal robocop with a hate boner for mutants. He’s assembling an army of Sentinels, upgrading them with TikTok algorithms and genocide mode. Fun. Lucky for the world (but unlucky for me), I get dragged into helping a ragtag group of baby X-Men, including Laura, Binary, Beast, Monica a mysterious person and even this angry Canadian dude with claws (again). Oh—and surprise! Gwendolyn Poole, aka Gwenpool, jumps into our movie from another comic, bringing an even bigger fourth wall-breaking energy than me. It’s like Deadpool squared. Chaos squared. And boobs. (Her word, not mine.)