Fan Casting Deadpool: Merry Christmas ya filthy animal...

Christmas Day: A group of spoiled kids, after waking up and realising that they hadn't received a present from Santa, they gather money and hire Deadpool to kill jolly ol' Saint Nick. But arriving at the North Pole, the merc with the mouth will find out that the person that used to be the big jolly old man has turned into a depressed mess after an evil elf convinced all of the other elfs to leave Santa and go work for Oscorp instead