Keatoncarpenter Gets Sent To A Beaten

Fulmen: DEAR NEPTUNE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!! Poli: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP?! I AM GONNA DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Kay: JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE LIVING HECK IS THAT?! I AM GONNA DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Barnacles: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! MY EYES!!! MY FREAKING EYES HURT WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING?! Jett: OH MY FREAKING GOD!! WHY DO I SEE AMBER HAVING S*X WITH HELLY?! I NEED FREAKING BLEACH!!!

Poli: Whoever Showed Us That Picture Of That Nasty Crap Is Sent To The Hospital!!! Uzi Doorman: What The Hell Is Going On With All The Screaming?! I Am Trying To Study For The Final Test And I Heard All Of You Screaming! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IN THE LORD OF CHRIST IS THIS CRAP?! I AM GONNA DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Charlie Morningstar: LORD HAVE SATAN!! WHAT THE FREAK IS AMBER DOING WITH HELLY?! I AM GONNA DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Vaggie: OH MY GOD!! WHY DO I SEE AMBER PUTTING HER MOUTH ON HELLY?! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!!! Kay: We Better Do Something Before Amber And Helly Gets Pissed Off!!

*fugget About It theme song plays*

Kay: OH GOD NO!!! NOT THAT TELETOON AT NIGHT SONG THAT WE LISTENED TO!!! I AM GONNA DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Poli: OH GOD NO!! NOT THE FUGGET ABOUT IT THEME SONG!!!! Jett: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! NOT THE SONG THAT WE LISTENED TO!!!! Poli: OH NO!!! THE MUSIC IS FREAKING KILLING ME FROM CRINGE!!! *dies from cringe* Kay: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED POLI!! THEY KILLED FREAKING POLI!!!!!!!! Fulmen: OH GOD I AM NEXT!!! I AM FREAKING NEXT!!! I AM FREAKING NEXT!!! I AM FRE-*dies from cringe* Kay: OH MY GOD!!! NOW WE LOST FULMEN AND POLI!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!! Uzi Doorman: I BETTER CHANGE IT TO SUGAR RUSH BY BINI OR ELSE I AM DYI-*dies from cringe* Jett: OH MY FREAKING GOD UZI IS DYING FROM CRINGE!!! I BETTER SAVE HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! Kay: BRO I AM DYING FROM CRINGE!!! *dies from cringe*

Keaton: I Got All Of Your Asses You Motherfreakers And Jett I Kissed Astra And Mira! Jett: I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DID NOT JUST KISSED MY SUBMARINE GREEN PLANE GIRLFRIEND YOU SICK IDIOT WHEN SHE IS 14 YEARS OLD!!! Vaggie: YOU ALSO WATCHED RULE 34 OUT OF AMBER AND HELLY, KISSED JETT'S GIRLFRIENDS AND KILLED FULMEN, POLI, KAY AND UZI TO MAKE THEM DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Poli: AND YOU ALSO KILLED MY PARENTS, I AM SO DONE WITH YOU KILLING MY PARENTS!!!!

Fulmen: GUESS WHAT YOUR PUNISHMENT IS FOR KILLING THE 4 OF US TO MAKE US DIE FROM CRINGE BY PLAYING THAT CANADIAN CRAPPY SONG FROM TELETOON?!! Kay: WE ARE DESTROYING AND VANDALIZING YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT CANADIAN SONG TO MAKE US DIE FROM CRINGE AND JOINING THE WEIRD CRAP!!! Keaton: Guys, I Can Explain!! Don't Destroy My House, I Am Sorry!!!

Kay: IT'S TOO FREAKING LATE YOU SICK IDIOT!!! YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE PLAYING IT TO MAKE US DIE FROM CRINGE!!! Poli: AND WE ARE ALSO TELLING ROY AND JIN TO FILL A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU SO YOU CAN STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND AND HELLY!! Jett: AND I AM ALSO TELLING CHRIS MCLEAN TO PUT YOU ON A SHOW CALLED TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SINCE YOU WANT TO KISS MY GIRLFRIENDS!!! Fulmen: NOW IT'S TIME TO SEND YOUR SORRY ASS INTO THE COFFIN SINCE YOU WANT TO KISS ASTRA AND BRING UP MY PAST MISTAKE!!!! *beats up keaton*

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