Theo Von

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Theo Von

Age: 45

born March 19, 1980

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Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, and actor. He grew up in the stray animal belt of southern Louisiana. He was a child there and became an adult there, slowly.

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Hair Color
Brown
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Hair Length
Medium
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Eye Color
Green
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Height
5' 10"
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Ethnicity
White / European Descent
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Body Type
Average
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Facial Hair
Goatee
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Nationality
United States
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Theo Von has been suggested to play 59 roles. Click below to see other actors suggested for each role, and vote for who you think would play the role best.

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Dave Lyons

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil [2023]

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil [2023]
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Dave

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil

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See No Evil, Hear No Evil
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Harry Monroe

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Stir Crazy [2023]

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Stir Crazy [2023]
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Best Stand-Up Comedians

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I dare you to make the right choice II

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I dare you to make the right choice II
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The Greatest Pod-Cast Host

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The Greatest Of The Great

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The Greatest Of The Great
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Grand Theft Auto

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Actors who should be in / join certain Cinematic Universe

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Grand Theft Auto
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Martial Arts

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Actors who should be in certain genres

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Martial Arts
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Darkseid

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The Worst DC Casting in Movie History.

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The Worst DC Casting in Movie History.
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Cowboy

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Full Metal Jacket

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Full Metal Jacket
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6'0''

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Rate your Favourite Celebrities

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Rate your Favourite Celebrities
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Dwayne (Lead kidnapper)

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30 Minutes or Less Remake

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30 Minutes or Less Remake
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Comedians

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Stars that will have a great decade (2020s)

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Stars that will have a great decade (2020s)
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The Military Commander

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Make Your Own Movie

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Make Your Own Movie
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Comedians

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MyCast Awards 2023

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MyCast Awards 2023
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Idiocracy

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Actors who should Star in Franchises

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Idiocracy
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Stand Up Comedian

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Best of 2010s

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Best of 2010s
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Sand Crawler Mechanic

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Star Wars KOTOR
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Sand Crawler Mechanic
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Knuckles

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Sonic The Hedgehog 3

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Knuckles
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Prince Charming

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Cinderella Jetlag (Live Action)

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Prince Charming
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Rick

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Happily N'Ever After (Live Action)

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Rick
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Chris Roth

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Team America: World Police (Live Action)

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Chris Roth
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Gary Johnston

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Team America: World Police (Live Action)

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Gary Johnston
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Bill Clinton

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Worst Potential Biopic Casting.

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Bill Clinton
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Chris Roth

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Team America: World Police (Live Action)

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Team America: World Police (Live Action)

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