Fan Casting Scringo Goes Home

Scringo is a silly purple yoshi dude guy and he just REALLY wants to go home dude, like he DESPERATELY wants to go home, eat his microwaveable meal prep meal he made last Tuesday and watch a brand new episode of The Sopranos on HBO, he wants to shave and do laundry, he dreams of living his normal, quite, peaceful, suburban little life and he needs to make the bed and do the dishes and make a little cracker sandwich with peanut butter. He's gotta feed his dog too and go to the gym tomorrow morning so HE REALLY really needs to get home dude, for serious. to send emails and ABOVE ALL ELSE go take a sweet little nap. Can Scringo make it home???? probably but that's not really in my realm of jurisdiction. To make a long story shorty, TL;DR, Scringo wants to go home, can Scringo make it home despite all of the shenanigans in his way so he may get home and eat his microwaveable dinner prep meal that he made on Tuesday, like last Tuesday so you know it's gonna get old soon so he really needs to eat it soon, and he needs to watch the new episode of The Sopranos, LIKE HE REALLY REALLY REALLY NEEDS TO SEE LIKE NO JOKE LIKE SO FOR REALSIES, SUPER DUPER SERIOUS NO JOKE, HE NEEDS THIS IT'S SEASON 4 EPISODE 8, MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS AND HE REEEEAALLLY LOVES JAMES GANDOLFINI. He also needs to do laundry and shave and feed his dog and file his taxes and do emails and stuff ok thanks. Original Fan Fic of Scring Going Home plz do not steal tankz plzzz uwu